this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
i can’t
(via keelytheawkward)
As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
Haha yes.
my guy friends are the best for these :’)
(via everyones-fl4less)
